floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via orgasm)

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher, via bureikurida)

sulfurkitten:

westbor0baptistchurch:

A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.

One girl, One car, One Dream

I’m in love.

(via ttrreeyyyy)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via ttrreeyyyy)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via ttrreeyyyy)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

(via nightstarthunderclanleader)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via awkward-whovian-bookworm)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via awkward-whovian-bookworm)

me: i'll do it at 7PM

time: 7:02PM

me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now