Benvolio: In love?

Romeo: Out.

Benvolio: Of love?

Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.

Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

averagefairy:

constantly-annoyedperson:

averagefairy:

sometimes one little thing will annoy me and then i just get annoyed at everything that’s ever annoyed me and i’m mad about things that happened like 2 years ago and i’m yelling at my mom for getting a divorce and she’s like where did this come from and i’m like THE VENDING MACHINE ATE MY DOLLAR.

I once broke down in tears when my dad told me that I forgot to put away the butter

this is me 100%

(via cosimaniespouse)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via izziesworldofizzie)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via destielkills)

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

(via love-adamtuttle)

lovenaturewildlife:

Breathtaking Planet Earth Shy jaguarundi? (by Tambako the Jaguar) via Tumblr

lovenaturewildlife:

Breathtaking Planet Earth Shy jaguarundi? (by Tambako the Jaguar) via Tumblr

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via izziesworldofizzie)

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

(via cosimaniespouse)

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

(Source: outdooroddities.com, via escargay)